Gettin’ Fizzy with it
The other day this lady came in with an interesting story. Apparently, she had found a bottle of Valtrex in her boyfriends back pack, only it had another woman’s name on it. Assuming that her boyfriend must have contracted herpes, and then passed it on to her, despite her being asymptomatic, she thought she would disinfect herself. But how would one do this you ask? She henceforth proceeded to pour an entire bottle of hydrogen peroxide on her genitals, but became alarmed when it started to fiz, thinking that must mean that she was indeed infected. So she thus reported to the ED with a chief complaint of “foaming vaginal reaction”.