Things Heard in the Unit

 

Nurse giving report: “He”s aao x 3 so long as you keep his sugar above twenty”

 

Attending, listening to a patient being presented: “Once you said he skipped dialysis I stopped paying attention”

 

Nures 1: “Don’t you feel like a farmer sometimes?”

Nurse 2:? “What do you mean?”

Nurse 1: “You know, just watering all the vegetables?”

 

Attending commenting on a surgical resident: “PGY-1? AAO x1!”

 

 

About ER Jedi

I’m a resident doctor in Emergency Medicine and I’ve learned during the past few years that 1) I’ve had some pretty amazing experiences 2) I have a very bad short-term memory. So this blog is just a place for me to write about some of these experiences, from the ER, medical school, the wards and life in general. At least that way I’ll have some idea as to where I’ve been all this time. A scrap-book of sorts, a place to vent, organize some clinical tools and post a few good songs I’ve heard along the way.

Posted on February 23, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. During rounds:
    Outgoing DVM: My rounds are going to take forever.
    Incoming DVM: If you take more than 30mins for those two cases, you wear the cone of shame.
    Intern: Where y’all keep the timers?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: