I can’t breathe!
On an ICU overnight, we’re all busy in a room dealing with some issue. From down the hall, another patient’s starts to scream bloody murder. We go charging down the hall to render whatever aid is causing this patient’s obvious distress
Patient: AHHGGGHHHH!!! I CAN’T BREATHE! I CAN’T BREATHE!
Us: What’s going on? Why can’t you breathe?!?
Patient: BECAUSE I NEED A FRUIT CUP!