Quote of the Day
Attending: “You’re the only ER resident working this morning, and there’s already 13 in the waiting room, so I want you picking up multiple patients at once, okay?”
Me: “The other attendings wanted us just doing one at a time as -”
Attending: “That’s fine for the pediatricians to do, but you’re and ED doc right?”
Attending: (lowing his head, looking all serious). “I said…You’re an ED doc right?”
Me: (meeting his gaze, just as serious). “Damn straight I am”
Attending: (laughing) Good, get to it.