Quotes of the Day
“The dumbest kidney will always know more about potassium than the smartest intern”
Me: Sir, can you describe to me how your chest pain feels?
Man: “Like a fat chick sitting on my chest”
In other news, tonight could be an interesting shift. Word on the street is that the police are going to be clearing out the “occupiers” from city hall at 5pm tonight. I walk by it every day on the way to work, and its hard to tell how many true “occupiers” are left. The number of tents is down to about 2/3 of their peak, and frankly I suspect many of them are “occupied” by the homeless. Regardless, I should probably look up how to treat pepper spray.